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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:30 pm

(You must have been really young since I was I 8th trade at the time. Dang!)
I was up all night coughing

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by 13obthepirate on Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:31 pm

Wait, Melody, are you a senior in high school, or what?
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Post by PeterRabbit on Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:35 pm

I spent the night dreaming about graduation
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:46 pm

(Yes I am. Class of 2014 FTW!)
I almost passed out during the panoramic photo of the entire senior class so I had to go home and sleep.
^True story. Happened today.

It fell from an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Met a shark on the water
Fell and no one caught it
I returned everything I ever bought it....

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by 13obthepirate on Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:22 pm

(that means I was a sixth grader. wow.)

I divided by zero, and actually ended the entire universe. This is a new one.
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Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:32 pm

My sisters used my homework to protect the table while painting. They spilled.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:18 pm

I was procrastinating doing something else, and I never do anything productive when I'm procrastinating.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:20 pm

I was trying to learn to use the inhaler my doctor gave me.

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Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:22 pm

I was frantically looking for my old inhaler after I lost it
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:25 pm

I was in Pinterest

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Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:04 pm

I was in Narnia
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:15 pm

(Gonna get shot)
Homework? Ain't nobody got time for that!

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Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:21 pm

I was in the hospital recovering from being shot
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:23 pm

I met the son of my parents worst enemy at a party for my betrothed tonight and I think I am in love....

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:41 pm

(Can't remember if there is a double post rule on spam board or not...)
I was snogging said dude on my balcony, he thinks so too and we are getting married in the morning.

I was to busy sneaking off to get married in secret

I had to attend my cousin's funeral after my now husband got in a fight with him.

I got married earlier and my husband has to be exiled in the morning. Of course I didn't do my homework.


I had to sit through my mom planning a wedding for me to this dude I don't know. I can't marry him though since...you kmow.

I woke up dead this morning so I didn't have to marry the other guy.

Kidding I actually woke up in a graveyard and my husband was totally dead next to me. Good excuse dir no homework right?

I died.

This is why Juliet didn't pass the 7th grade:she never did her homework.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:31 pm

I was proving that Romeo and Juliet were definitely NOT good role models
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by PeterRabbit on Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:34 am

My little sister got into my mom's makeup and hid in my room to play with it. I spent the night cleaning it up.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:22 am

I was listening to Owl City so the world outside the bright colors and hidden messages didn't exist

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by PeterRabbit on Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:15 am

It was so much more fun to talk to Melody than to do homework
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:59 pm

My brothers got jealous of my awesomeness and decided to sell me away to another country

One of my boss's household tried to seduce me and I got thrown in jail for saying NO

The King of this new land needed my help and decided I should help him with food storage ( Cause I'm a Mormon that's why)

I was trolling my brothers

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by PeterRabbit on Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:23 am

I was away on a school trip in South Korea
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:19 am

Daydreaming
Dance party with my beloved friends in Ray 1st.
Texting people i like takes all me energy

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:02 am

It was a snowday. Did you really expect me to turn it in online?

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by MellieCharming on Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:08 pm

14 hours of practice

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:47 am

Flappy Bird

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