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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Miara on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:00 pm

I was accused of being a witch and was almost burned at the stake, but King Arthur suggested the superstitious crowd should weigh me with a duck, because ducks float and witches float (apparently). Turns out I'm not actually a witch. I was so relieved about not being burned at the stake that I forgot about the homework you assigned. Sorry.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:15 am

didn't have the time.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:23 am

I was riding my horse and she suddenly turned into a unicorn and took me to the enchanted forest to have all kinds of adventures and by the time we got back I had time to grab my bag a go to school. If it helps I can bring in the head of the ogre I killed instead.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:12 pm

lol.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:32 pm

Haha
I was accepted to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry. I don't have to do your stupid homework anymore!

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:16 pm

I'm 16, I'm dropping out so it doesn't matter.

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Post by 13obthepirate on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:30 am

I met Morgan Freeman.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:49 am

I threw my arm out wrestling with a giant spider, I wasn't able to write anything after that!

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by 13obthepirate on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:58 am

I was killed, but this morning i was resurrected by a giant cow.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Miara on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 pm

My true love, Wesley, returned for me.

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Post by 13obthepirate on Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:44 pm

My true love, Wesley, left me, and I was too heartbroken.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:37 am

My monkey wasn't listening too me so I had to disipline him and then he took it and burned it because he was upset

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by 13obthepirate on Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:47 am

Well, it's a little hazy, but all I remember is an octopus and an screwdriver.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:40 am

I went to go do it and then after that all i remeber was waking up with bruises

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:53 am

I had 50 years of my life sucked away.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:54 am

I didn't understand it

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Post by 13obthepirate on Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:00 pm

I was told by a dragon that it was due on friday.
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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:02 pm

I dropped it in the pool

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:48 pm

I was time traveling and forgot about it.

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Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:00 pm

WE HAD HOMEWORK!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:28 pm

LMAO!

I was rping. Improving my social skills will get me way further in life than that paper.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:36 pm

Does typing things online count as improving social skills? Oh, and thank you. Seems to happen everyday.

I had a test in bio so I wasn't able to do it.

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Tiana on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:40 pm

I am communicating with someone who is not me. Online socializing! lol Razz

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Fearix Kamori on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:41 pm

Fair enough

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Re: 200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Miara on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:31 pm

I got hungry and ate my homework...

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