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200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:20 pm

Name says all! Be original and don't repeat!
1. My dog ate it

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:30 pm

2. all of my teachers gave me hw, so as i tried to do all of it, i passed out from exhaustion, and never completed yours. jerk.
((my past two weeks of school, thank god they are over!!! @_@ ))
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:32 pm

3. I placed it on the counter to take a break, and my dad threw it away.

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:33 pm

4. aliens took it
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:35 pm

5. It got run over by the car (Literally happened to me once.)

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:36 pm

6. I was stuck in the wilderness, and had no TP
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:36 pm

*Gasp! * i get it!

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:37 pm

Did you laugh? or was it too graphic..? Blush
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:44 pm

ha it was funny

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:46 pm

YES!
7. fat kid stole it
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:50 pm

8. My brother had his music up too loud (true)
9. facebook......

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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:52 pm

10. I forgot it at home...-.-
11. DeviantArt
12. I think updating my story on Fanfiction is more important than this silly piece of paper that'll help me get a good grade.
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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:56 pm

13. chatterbox
14. reading the funny things posted on twitter
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:56 pm

^Totally agreed. If I got credits for my posts on here or in roleplays and stuff i'd be streigh A student.
13. I was helping my friend, Percy Jackson get through his personal issues with our math teacher, Mrs. Dodds

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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:59 pm

er... 15. beating Edward Cullens sparkly head in with my World history textbook... or my mothers italian cook book, that thing can kill a moose Shocked
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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:59 pm

XD
16. Y'know...if I hadn't finished the fight...we wouldn't be here? (sorry, Halo reference. Motto is Finish the Fight. Really stupid)
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:02 pm

17. I was saving the world with my boyfriend, Clark. Ask my parents, or Mr and Mrs Kent, honest!

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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:05 pm

18. My name is Alex Mercer. I am the cause of this Infection. They call me a murderer. A terrorist. A monster. I am all of these things. I'm gonna find out who did this to my body, and I'm gonna make 'em pay...
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:05 pm

19. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:07 pm

20. I took an arrow to the knee (AGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID IT! NO~!)
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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:21 pm

21. ^ shot an arrow in your H O M E W O R K because you brought that dumb joke onto this website...
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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:24 pm

I'M SORRY, IT WAS BOUND TO COME OUTTA MY MOUTH SOONER OR LATER!!! *goes to emo corner* I'm not a Skyrim fan. I don't even have it BTW
22. I was in Constantinople as Ezio Auditore, trying to finish a quest of mine.
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Post by Ipoopmagic18 on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:25 pm

23. pulling Lady Xzephyr of Helven out of her 'emo' corner, took longer than anticipated...
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Post by gat on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:27 pm

24. Trying to stay in my emo corner as IpoopMagic tries to pull me out. I lost though...Still didn't have time to do my homework.
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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:28 pm

25. I was too busy daydreaming....

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