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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:03 am

Just post random jokes and humor here. Or comment on the ones already posted. Read Zelf's rules before posting here cause I don't want to be in a ditch caused there's inappropraite jokes here.

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:58 am

A Panda walks into a resteraunt, orders dinner. After he finishes it, he shoots the waiter and exits the building. The host comes out and says "Whats wrong with you, don't you like your food?"
"Yeah?"
"Then why did you kill my waiter"
The panda pulls out a book that says Panda: eats shoots and leaves

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Post by Fearix Kamori on Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:10 am

where did you get that

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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:58 am

My 'sister' told it to me. Several people have actually.

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Post by gat on Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:40 pm

lol, I had to read that a few times before I actually got it.
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Post by Guest on Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:26 pm

It took a minute the first time for me too.

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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:36 am

same here. first time i read it i was like what????

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:38 am

lol, I'm gonna tell that to everyone I know now.
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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:44 am

anybody else have one????

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:01 pm

Uhm….
Bruno Mars had a Grenade and Taio Cruz had a Dynamite. They both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot the Time and Rihanna had memory loss and ran around asking, "What's My Name?" Eminem looked around and saying, "I'm Not Afraid." Then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair which scared Far East Movement who began to Fly Like A G8. Nelly then woke up and sighed, saying, "It was Just A Dream." IDK I recently read that...
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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:59 pm

Haha. Thats great.

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:22 pm

I see that all over YouTube, it's been burned into my mind...
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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:28 pm

For some reason i read that really really fast. I dunno it seems like something you would read like that because well..... i dont know

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:31 pm

lolz. I tried that…it makes it more…weirder...
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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:35 pm

yeah it more for the brain to process at once

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:38 pm

I'm currently burning my brain on trying to imagine it...
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Post by OG Forum Runner on Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:31 pm

Strapping justin beiber to an atomic bomb Smile
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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:36 pm

Thank you!!! lol, now that I imagine it…The whole world has fangirls crying… AND WE'RE LAUGHING LIKE ****!!!
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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:30 pm

i'd be the one in the middle laughing at those crying but then singing his songs to those celebrating just to be annoying.
I find this comical: http://aimini.net/view/?fid=AnhEksqv2BlNqvUYIFvX hahaha

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:34 pm

What in the name of…? That's…LMAO!!!
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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:55 pm

I found it rather amuysing.

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Post by gat on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:56 pm

I was all, "WTF?" and then started loling my butt off.
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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:05 pm

I think the funniest part is the contrast of him singing the the guy rapping. haa

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Post by Fearix Kamori on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:05 pm

omg it sounds better than the original

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Post by Guest on Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:06 pm

I wish this place had a like button.

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